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Post  Jerry on Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:25 pm

Those who cares about Jerry knows Jerry's desperate fast method to cut weight pre race. This time, Jerry joined a new company and has not bragged about his true identity yet. Several colleague noticed Jerry didn't seem to eat lunch, which triggered a conversation. Note Jerry works in open area where every conversation is a public one. Here is how the conversation goes:

Colleague: Jerry, did you have your lunch?
Jerry: hmmm.
C:You don't eat lunch?
J: Not really.
C:Why?
J: Cut weight.
C: What? You don't need to.
J: Cause I am a sub 3 marathon and need to cut weight for my coming marathon .....

Jerry now only wish he said that way. Instead Jerry was feeling naughty ...
J: I am a professional dancer at night and need to maintain very lean.
C: Really. What kind?
J: No particular style, mostly we dance on demand.
C: Huh? Where do you dance?
J: Dallas Lady Club.
C: Are you a male stripper?
J: I prefer "Professional dancer", cause I get paid by hour, just like I work here as a consultant.

Now, everyone stopped their work, turned towards us and froze.

Jerry just looked at them very calmly and didn't say anything.

Jerry now only wish he didn't pause that long, cause suddenly the fire alarm sounded. Everyone just jumped out of their seats and rushed to the emergency exit......
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  fostever on Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:20 pm

Jerry very funny!
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  Dave-O on Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:33 pm

Wait. You knew the name of a male strip club off the top of your head?
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Post  Bob on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:56 pm

And do you really still consider yourself a "sub 3 hour marathoner"?
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  ounce on Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:58 pm

Very funny, Jerry. Especially up there in the not very diverse metroplex
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  Michele "1L" Keane on Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:30 am

I should know better than to read a Jerry post. Rolling Eyes
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  ssilvert on Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:57 pm

Funny. I don't know if your story is true or not, but it's definitely funny.
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Post  Mark B on Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:06 pm

Jerry must do deadpan very well. clown
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  mountandog on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:21 pm

piece of work. love it.
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  amyjoann on Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:21 pm

excellent:D
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Re: Professional Dancer

Post  Nick Morris on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:06 am

@Dave-O wrote:Wait. You knew the name of a male strip club off the top of your head?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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