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Lock Room Peeves

Post  Jerry on Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:32 pm

This is a tiny work place gym with a tiny little lock room.

 Does it annoy you if someone just sits there with his naked butt putting on lotions, deodorant, and lotions, and perfumes ...... for a long long long time?

And don't you go back to work after noon workout? If you have a hot office date, just come in, take a shower, put on whatever, and disappear before Jerry finishes workout, alright?!
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Re: Lock Room Peeves

Post  fostever on Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:13 pm

Maybe he likes Jerry!
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Re: Lock Room Peeves

Post  dot520 on Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:17 am

There's too much lotion description here.
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Post  Nick Morris on Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:08 am

dot520 wrote:There's too much lotion description here.

At least he didn't talk about butt flossing...
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Re: Lock Room Peeves

Post  Jerry on Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:42 am

Nick Morris wrote:
dot520 wrote:There's too much lotion description here.

At least he didn't talk about butt flossing...

 I don't know what they are. I saw he laid half dozen bottles on the bench. 

The real struggle is these people occupy the tiny place that I can't get to my locker, then I just wander around between the gym and locker room, sometimes I could've have stayed on the TM for another mile.

Or maybe next time I just pat on their butts, and say: move over, body.

Sigh.
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Post  Kenny B. on Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:26 pm

Jerry. I get exactly what your saying. Guy at my gym walks around naked spraying and spreading stuff in places that just don't need stuff sprayed and speeded on. Its unusual and quite frankly difficult for me to see this. Thankfully I have a choice to switch to the other side of the locker room which I do quickly. Lol
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Post  amyjoann on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:19 pm

Oh no what if you come in after hes had his naked butt on that bench, and then sit on same bench:shock:
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Post  Paula Sue on Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:56 pm

Ewwwww...I feel sorry for Jerry.
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Post  Jerry on Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:47 pm

Kenny B. wrote:Jerry. I get exactly what your saying.  Guy at my gym walks around naked spraying and spreading stuff in places that just don't need stuff sprayed and speeded on.  Its unusual and quite frankly difficult for me to see this.  Thankfully I have a choice to switch to the other side of the locker room which I do quickly. Lol

 That's the problem. Its so tiny that There is really no other side. Last week, someone finished everything, dressed fully, then just sat on the bench checking on his phone, like he's in star bucks or he even like the smell there. 

Also, there is this young dude walking and reading a book on TM. I know guys go to gym for hot chicks. But don't you have to protect your image to succeed? How about join a reading club?
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Re: Lock Room Peeves

Post  mountandog on Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:35 pm

you could sit on his lap if there's no room.  Very Happy
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Re: Lock Room Peeves

Post  John Kilpatrick on Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:12 am

Jerry, it seems like he might be waiting for you.  You might be able to speed up the process by offering to help apply his lotions - especially in those hard to reach areas.

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Post  Nick Morris on Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:45 pm

John Kilpatrick wrote:Jerry, it seems like he might be waiting for you.  You might be able to speed up the process by offering to help apply his lotions - especially in those hard to reach areas.

But what if he takes Jerry up on that offer??
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Post  John Kilpatrick on Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:06 pm

Then Jerry doesn't need to run extra miles on the treadmill.  Lotion boy is happy, Jerry is happy.  Everyone wins.

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