Lock Room Peeves

This is a tiny work place gym with a tiny little lock room.

 Does it annoy you if someone just sits there with his naked butt putting on lotions, deodorant, and lotions, and perfumes ...... for a long long long time?

And don't you go back to work after noon workout? If you have a hot office date, just come in, take a shower, put on whatever, and disappear before Jerry finishes workout, alright?!

Maybe he likes Jerry!

There's too much lotion description here.

dot520 wrote:There's too much lotion description here.

At least he didn't talk about butt flossing...

Nick Morris wrote:

dot520 wrote:There's too much lotion description here.

At least he didn't talk about butt flossing...

 I don't know what they are. I saw he laid half dozen bottles on the bench. 

The real struggle is these people occupy the tiny place that I can't get to my locker, then I just wander around between the gym and locker room, sometimes I could've have stayed on the TM for another mile.

Or maybe next time I just pat on their butts, and say: move over, body.

Sigh.

Jerry. I get exactly what your saying. Guy at my gym walks around naked spraying and spreading stuff in places that just don't need stuff sprayed and speeded on. Its unusual and quite frankly difficult for me to see this. Thankfully I have a choice to switch to the other side of the locker room which I do quickly. Lol

Oh no what if you come in after hes had his naked butt on that bench, and then sit on same bench:shock:

Ewwwww...I feel sorry for Jerry.

Kenny B. wrote:Jerry. I get exactly what your saying.  Guy at my gym walks around naked spraying and spreading stuff in places that just don't need stuff sprayed and speeded on.  Its unusual and quite frankly difficult for me to see this.  Thankfully I have a choice to switch to the other side of the locker room which I do quickly. Lol

 That's the problem. Its so tiny that There is really no other side. Last week, someone finished everything, dressed fully, then just sat on the bench checking on his phone, like he's in star bucks or he even like the smell there. 

Also, there is this young dude walking and reading a book on TM. I know guys go to gym for hot chicks. But don't you have to protect your image to succeed? How about join a reading club?

you could sit on his lap if there's no room. 

Jerry, it seems like he might be waiting for you.  You might be able to speed up the process by offering to help apply his lotions - especially in those hard to reach areas.

John Kilpatrick wrote:Jerry, it seems like he might be waiting for you.  You might be able to speed up the process by offering to help apply his lotions - especially in those hard to reach areas.

But what if he takes Jerry up on that offer??

Then Jerry doesn't need to run extra miles on the treadmill.  Lotion boy is happy, Jerry is happy.  Everyone wins.