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Post  Jack_Scaff Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:57 pm

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/09/baby.php



A new mother was walking her baby boy around Lake Merced one recent afternoon when she got the most unexpected proposal from a man jogging: To buy her baby.

"He says to her, 'what a beautiful baby, how would you like to sell him for $400,000 cash?'" Lieutenant Troy Dangerfield told us.
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Post  Mrs. Schuey Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:36 pm

He had white hair and gray eyes....sounds scary StirPot

Running with $400,000.00 cash...not Razz Me thinks it was a language barrier.
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Post  Michele "1L" Keane Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:05 pm

He can have my 18 yr old for $400K - saves me the $200K for college and I get a bonus in the deal.
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Post  Mrs. Schuey Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:15 pm

Michele "1L" Keane wrote:He can have my 18 yr old for $400K - saves me the $200K for college and I get a bonus in the deal.

Hahahahahaha! lol! lol! Money Money
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Post  Tim C Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:25 pm

After just finishing putting 2 sons thru college, he could have had BOTH of mine for $400k a few years ago.One way to have a baby 2472758156
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Post  Jerry Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:27 pm

Michele "1L" Keane wrote:He can have my 18 yr old for $400K - saves me the $200K for college and I get a bonus in the deal.

Actually you have to give her $100k kick back. lol!
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Post  Nick Morris Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:36 pm

For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!
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Post  Jerry Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:49 pm

Nick Morris wrote:For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!

Even it means it would cost your BQ? lol!
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Post  Admin Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:56 pm

Michele "1L" Keane wrote:He can have my 18 yr old for $400K - saves me the $200K for college and I get a bonus in the deal.

I might be interested... like new? One owner? Low mileage? No accidents? Can I see the KidFax?

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Post  Nick Morris Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:21 pm

Jerry wrote:
Nick Morris wrote:For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!

Even it means it would cost your BQ? lol!

Hmmm...
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Post  Nick Morris Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:22 pm

Jerry wrote:
Nick Morris wrote:For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!

Even it means it would cost your BQ? lol!

I could buy my way into the race...
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Post  Jerry Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:07 am

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Nick Morris wrote:For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!

Even it means it would cost your BQ? lol!

I could buy my way into the race...

Prepare to pay your way into the party too, because many will frown at your way into the race. lol!
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Post  Nick Morris Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:35 am

Jerry wrote:
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Nick Morris wrote:For $400K I'll go out and make a lot of them!!!

Even it means it would cost your BQ? lol!

I could buy my way into the race...

Prepare to pay your way into the party too, because many will frown at your way into the race. lol!

They would be frowning, because I ran the race faster than them... lol!
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Post  Dave-O Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:21 am

There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.
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Post  Jim Lentz Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:15 pm

Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.

...and more fun.
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Post  Jack_Scaff Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:39 pm

Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.



There is NEVER ANYTHING cheap about getting a baby!
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Post  Jerry Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:21 pm

Jack_Scaff wrote:
Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.



There is NEVER ANYTHING cheap about getting a baby!

If Dave contests, we all run Chicago next year and have him baby sit ours for a day. One way to have a baby 424776184
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Post  mul21 Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:49 pm

Jerry wrote:
Jack_Scaff wrote:
Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.



There is NEVER ANYTHING cheap about getting a baby!

If Dave contests, we all run Chicago next year and have him baby sit ours for a day. One way to have a baby 424776184

OK, this needs to happen! I think it would hysterical to have Dave and Britt corralling everybody's kids all over the course to see their parent running. And Dave thinks marathons are hard!
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Post  Nick Morris Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:51 pm

mul21 wrote:
Jerry wrote:
Jack_Scaff wrote:
Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.



There is NEVER ANYTHING cheap about getting a baby!

If Dave contests, we all run Chicago next year and have him baby sit ours for a day. One way to have a baby 424776184

OK, this needs to happen! I think it would hysterical to have Dave and Britt corralling everybody's kids all over the course to see their parent running. And Dave thinks marathons are hard!

He would probably burn more calories than you guys that are running the race.
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Post  Dave-O Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:05 pm

Jerry wrote:

OK, this needs to happen! I think it would hysterical to have Dave and Britt corralling everybody's kids all over the course to see their parent running. And Dave thinks marathons are hard!

Between Greg's 4 and Tom's 4, this number could add up quickly. Thankfully I think I can rely on Chris' daughter to help babysit. She seems at least as responsible as I am.
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Post  Jack_Scaff Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:19 pm

Nick Morris wrote:
mul21 wrote:
Jerry wrote:
Jack_Scaff wrote:
Dave-O wrote:There has to be a cheaper way to get a baby.



There is NEVER ANYTHING cheap about getting a baby!

If Dave contests, we all run Chicago next year and have him baby sit ours for a day. One way to have a baby 424776184

OK, this needs to happen! I think it would hysterical to have Dave and Britt corralling everybody's kids all over the course to see their parent running. And Dave thinks marathons are hard!

He would probably burn more calories than you guys that are running the race.



What's worse is he would still beat me.
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